Hello from theColbert nation

Hello.
We are The Jingoistic States of TheColbert Nation. I, Oolon Coluphid, as King, President, Supreme Chancellor, Ambassador Extraordinary, Minister Plenipotentiary, and all other government positions, being basically the entire government, am pleased to say hello. TheColbert Nation stands only for Truthiness, Justice, and Freem. We want nothing more than to befriend our neighbors and eradicate those pesky tarrifs that just stand in the way of our freeloading - I mean, lovely corporations from trading with you, and to spread the word of the great Stephen Colbert.
Signed,
Oolon Coluphid, King, Pre-oh, you know the rest.